This anti-vents calendar from Pechkeks is guaranteed to bring glorious ruin to the pre-Xmas season. No matter which of the 24 doors you decide to open, there’s a Pechkeks misfortune cookie lying there, waiting to give you a push through the slog of a season.
But how should you decide which door of misfortune to open next, when there are no rhymes or reasons or numbers to any of the doors? That’s up to you. You can have your misfortune any way you don’t like it. Unflinchingly funny! It’s a bundle of dark fun for you, your band of miscreant friends or insufferable relatives! And don’t forget – numbers never lie! Pechkeks wish you a very scary Christmas! If you get anything at all, that is.